Read Time: 7 minutes One of the most prominent criticisms older generations have of millenials is that we...
Read Time: 7 minutesBy the the time you finish reading this sentence, six seconds will be dead. ...
Read Time: 5 minutesHello, and welcome back to my advice column. Let’s get started. Impostor! I have...
Read Time: 7 minutesIs there any better feeling than the first, like, two hours after you’ve been sick?...
Read Time: 6 minutes There are a lot of contenders out there for the gold medal in...
Read Time: 6 minutesI was requested to review The Purpose Driven Life several months ago by my religious...
Read Time: 8 minutes Let’s start this with an irrefutable fact: You will miss out on nearly...
Read Time: 6 minutesCommunication is the most common reason that couples break up–which, when you consider what communication...
Read Time: 5 minutesI hate the world of online dating, but I also hate the idea of going...
Read Time: 6 minutesLook, I just can’t be bothered to spend time caring about orphans. Okay, I know...
Read Time: 6 minutes“Happier” isn’t generally my type of book, mostly because happiness isn’t generally my type of...
Read Time: 6 minutesI just bought a gym membership and then immediately started to feel anxious. I don’t...
Read Time: 7 minutesLook, I know this is a bummer, but you’ll probably fail miserably at your New...
Read Time: 6 minutesUntil usually around the age of 9ish, we believe there is a fat dude that...
Read Time: 11 minutesSay you were starting a sentient species from scratch–like, say in a videogame–and you wanted...
Read Time: 7 minutesSelf-help has always had a really awkward relationship with money. You see, the basis for...
Read Time: 7 minutesDear Oh Wise Genius, I really don’t want to go home for Thanksgiving. My family...
Read Time: 5 minutesIs there anything worse than someone who can’t laugh at themselves? Well, okay. Yes there...
Read Time: 6 minutesUsually, I read these books with you in mind. I find ones that seem like...
Read Time: 7 minutesLook, I’m well aware that I’m not the first, or even in the first 10,000...





















