Read Time: 6 minutes And we’re back with another round of condescending advice for the people who need it most: the people desperate enough to read my advice column. This...
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Read Time: 5 minutes We work so, so, so hard for the answers about how to find love. It’s pretty pathetic, frankly. We read articles, we put up with Tinder,...
Read Time: 6 minutes “He’s Just Not That Into You” has a good general message to send to women, but it gets oversimplified in the book to the point of...
Read Time: 6 minutes Studies continually tell us that Valentine’s Day–not Christmas–is the time of the highest suicide rate of the year. Just wanted to start this one out on...
Read Time: 6 minutes We all feel afraid sometimes. Or, if you’re like me, you can replace “sometimes” with: “when confronted by anyone about anything.” “in loud places.” “nearly constantly.”...
Read Time: 5 minutes It’s a little odd that Jen Sincero’s “You are a Badass” became such a huge hit—not because it’s so full of bad information (as with most...
Read Time: 8 minutes Dear Fellow Hermits, Before I get into this, let me start by assuring you that I am in fact one of you. I...
Read Time: 7 minutes Look, this has been a rough year for a lot of us. The world is coming apart at the seams in Aleppo, every cool person left...
Read Time: 5 minutes The main reason people don’t change isn’t that they don’t want to. Even the most delusional of us with the Godliest of complexes would like to...
Read Time: 5 minutes Okay so that just happened. It did. It happened and there is nothing we can do about it now. Our country just ran over a dog...