Read Time: 6 minutes I’ve been talking to this guy for like two months, and he’s just always jerking me around. He’ll say he’s super into me, then ignore my...
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Read Time: 6 minutes My friend has gotten way too into plastic surgery, and I don’t know what to do about it. Like she looks terrible and I feel like...
Read Time: 6 minutes I finally found something stupid enough to send you. My cousin (freshman in high school) says “It’s lit” constantly, and I find myself wanting to throw...
Read Time: 6 minutes Dear Wise One, My girlfriend has the shittiest taste in entertainment ever. She is always pushing us to watch Food Network and Bravo reality, and listen...
Read Time: 6 minutes Dear Mr. Wonderful, My mom keeps making passive aggressive jabs at me because I’m a theater major and she wanted me to study something more “practical.” ...
Read Time: 5 minutes And we’re back with more sage wisdom. This week, we have a dog-hater, a victim of cheapness, and a dude losing his beer, and they all...
Read Time: 6 minutes And we’re back with another round of condescending advice for the people who need it most: the people desperate enough to read my advice column. This...