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Read Time: 6 minutesI finally found something stupid enough to send you. My cousin (freshman in high school) says “It’s lit” constantly, and I find myself wanting to...
Read Time: 6 minutesDear Wise One, My girlfriend has the shittiest taste in entertainment ever. She is always pushing us to watch Food Network and Bravo reality, and...
Read Time: 6 minutesDear Mr. Wonderful, My mom keeps making passive aggressive jabs at me because I’m a theater major and she wanted me to study something more...
Read Time: 5 minutesAnd we’re back with more sage wisdom. This week, we have a dog-hater, a victim of cheapness, and a dude losing his beer, and they...
Read Time: 6 minutesAnd we’re back with another round of condescending advice for the people who need it most: the people desperate enough to read my advice column....