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Read Time: 8 minutesWhen you read what I’m about to say, your first thought will probably be something like, “Oh fuck you, Will. Eat every dick in the...
Read Time: 8 minutes Dear Fellow Hermits, Before I get into this, let me start by assuring you that I am in fact one of you. ...
Read Time: 7 minutesLook, this has been a rough year for a lot of us. The world is coming apart at the seams in Aleppo, every cool person...
Read Time: 5 minutesThe main reason people don’t change isn’t that they don’t want to. Even the most delusional of us with the Godliest of complexes would like...
Read Time: 10 minutesI try not to make promises I can’t keep, but I really am pretty sure I can give you super powers. I can’t help you...
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Read Time: 5 minutesI can’t tell you how to live your life. Well, okay. That’s a lie. I can and do all the time. Here, watch. I’ll do...