Read Time: 6 minutes Studies continually tell us that Valentine’s Day–not Christmas–is the time of the highest suicide rate of the year. Just wanted to start this one out on...
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Read Time: 6 minutes It’s weird how people who complain that they’re inherently unlovable seem so self-aware, but never seem to realize how annoying their mopey asses are to everyone around...
Read Time: 4 minutes It’s pretty amazing how American adolescents have the nerve to feel so embarrassed by their parents when they are literally the worst people earth has to offer. You can...
Read Time: 7 minutes Sometimes people tell me that I’m too self-deprecating, and they’re right. Self-deprecation is one of the many ways in which I’m terrible. Just the absolute worst....
Read Time: 5 minutes It feels so great to wake up every day and to know that there’s nothing wrong in the world, doesn’t it? Nobody has awful thoughts. Nobody says awful things. Nobody is hungry, or dying, or oversharing...
Read Time: 4 minutes It’s been said that if you are afraid of public speaking, you should picture the audience naked. But yeah, don’t do that. As a terrible public...
Read Time: 5 minutes Look, on the surface, I’m the absolute last person who should be giving you advice on how to win friends and influence people. Also, beneath the...