Read Time: 9 minutes In the event that I ever accidentally give off the impression that I’ve got life figured out, keep in mind that I spent most of the...
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Read Time: 4 minutes It’s pretty amazing how American adolescents have the nerve to feel so embarrassed by their parents when they are literally the worst people earth has to offer. You can...
Read Time: 7 minutes Just as a casual reminder: There are children in third world countries whose drinking water is contaminated with petroleum, human poo, and blood from when their mother stepped on a...
Read Time: 3 minutes I just don’t want you to get your hopes up. I don’t mean with anything in particular. Just in general. In general, don’t get your hopes...
Read Time: 7 minutes Imagine if the following ideas became accepted by the world as facts: Every time you give a meal away to someone in need, your body burns...
Read Time: 6 minutes Questions can be some of the scariest things we hear as people. “Did you hear something outside the tent?” “Why are you holding a gun?” “Do...
Read Time: 5 minutes As someone who has been a diehard sports fan my entire life–who has completely invested emotionally in my team through thick and thin, who has spent...
Read Time: 6 minutes Self-hatred is like chemotherapy. It always feels terrible, and in the wrong dose, it can destroy you from the inside, cause you too much pain to...
Read Time: 9 minutes Hello! And welcome to your journey to sucking less! I can’t wait to learn from you as you learn from me and hopefully we can enrich...