Read Time: 8 minutesThere are a plethora of ways your life can be ruined: Your body can get really sick. Your brain can get really sick. A...
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Read Time: 7 minutesLet me start with an eternal, undeniable, inevitable reminder: we know absolutely nothing. The universe is an infinite chaotic, unknowable clusterfuck, facts as they’re reported...
Read Time: 8 minutesYour life is full of crossover points into older age–points where you go from one mode in your life to another, and never go back. ...
Read Time: 5 minutesI’ll give this to Sarah Knight: she has written one of the jokiest, funniest self-help books out there, and she has a concept that remains...
Read Time: 6 minutesI have some unpleasant news for you: The odds that you accidentally kill another human being in the next year or so are, like, kinda...
Read Time: 7 minutesI’m always hesitant to write about race–not because I’m afraid of it, or because it’s a “touchy subject,” but because, truthfully, who the fuck am...
Read Time: 8 minutesA lot of us are learning right now about just how easy it is to work in an office. Think about it. You have...
Read Time: 9 minutes You know what part they never show you in zombie apocalypse movies? The part a month before the zombies come when you’ve already secured...
Read Time: 7 minutesWe hear about how important love is all the time, and how we need it in so many ways: “All you need is love,”...
Read Time: 6 minutesLook, the reality is that Valentine’s Day is irrelevant, and you shouldn’t care about it at all. Hallmark and Instagram are making you sad, that’s...